NEW SHOES. For a wedding. I don’t actually like them much, but, eh. They were cheap and they’ll suffice. Story of my life amirite.
Also, behold: the most skin I will ever show on the internet. I know, I know. I’m scandalous.
(Yes, I’m wearing shorts.)
That last sentence clarified a lot.
I was thinking “So, it’s gratuitous post naked photos of yourself Saturday today on Tumblr?”