18th
ten quick questions
I’m gonna do this because I’m an exhibitionists wanker.
1. Who are you?
I’m a dork with a camera who likes to argue on the internet.
2. Zombies - undead monstrosity or the next logical step in human evolution? ?
Who cares as long as they play Playstation with you and don’t bite?
3. Young Elvis or Fat Elvis?
As long as he’s clad in leather and looking a bit like a sweaty salami.
4. If you were a superhero, what would your name be?
Pretends To Understand Swedish Man.
5. You are the last man on earth, and it is your job to perpetuate the human race, whether you like it or not. Your choice of potential mates is between Wonder Woman, the Bionic Woman or Super Girl. Which one do you choose?
Someone actually typed in Wonder Woman and then bothered with typing more options? I pity the fool.
6. What was your first car?
A Toyota Carina DX 1.6. I like to describe the colour as looking something like Neil Young’s voice but it was brick something or other metallic. In my misguided youth I delivered pizza in it and stuck a Confederate flag to its backside. Also: Dangerous in icy conditions.
7. If you were going to show me around your city/town, where’s the first place you would take me?
I’d take you down a mine shaft. NOT A EUPHEMISM.
8. What’s the last album you bought?
The last Decemberists album. And I say that proudly.
9. Do you have an arch enemy? Would you like one?
Whoever’s being stupid on Flickr.
10. What’s the title of the movie they are going to make about your teenage years?
They made an album about my early adulthood. It’s called “Pinkerton”. I’m sorry. No, I’m sorry.
