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(via Hammerito)
If I give them a Book of Mormon will they give me like 17 times the porn?
Now there’s a thought. I have a copy of Dianetics which I “rescued” from – of all places – a Salvation Army shop. I mean, it cost very little and it’s better that I read it on the crapper (I gave up, it’s impossible to read, how do people, other than Tom Cruise, convert to Scientology?) than it getting into the hands of some fragile person who might peruse it in “good” faith.
Anyway, my point was supposed to be that I should be able to exchange Dianetics for a huge stack of top quality porn, right?




