July 2009
Tweetphlow
Most of the time I try not to be a webcock and when I’m a webcock I try to do it in utmost moderation. In any case I’ve been pimping, on Twitter, the idea of Twitterers interested in photography meeting up (I think the technical term for that is Virtual Tweetup) on Photophlow and chatting in real time.
I’m not going to go all apeshit about this on Twitter and, anyway, I’m...
"**** Me Up" The Rolling Stones v. St. Sanders →
jasonpermenter:
lonelysandwich:
The video is still caching. I’ve seen only about 18 seconds of it, following a link from Peter Serafinowicz (“Funniest video of the year so far”) and I can already say it’s imperative you watch it.
UPDATE: Okay, I finished it just now. It broke my mind. No one else make anything. Go home, everybody.
I can’t… I just love… This is so good.
This is the...
The Coolest Musical Instruments In Order Of...
Ukulele
Banjo
Accordion
That is all.
WatchWilliam Shatner Makes Palin’s Speech Into Poetry
The greatest actor who has ever lived. (Via Ewan)
Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes... →
I bow down to him.
Oh, Crappy Day
So, since I left work today pretty much everything has sucked.
Needed some tax documentation and they close early so there we went. After a long wait it turns out the clerk hardly seems certain about where he’s working much less what to do there.
Okay, screw that, me and the girlfriend are planning to go to a music festival in Gothenburg in the middle of August. Her favourite band will...
“Today, I told my 8 year old daughter that she looks alot like mommy. Now she...”
– FML
“Just a quick email from Team Flickr to let you know that
we’ve...”
– Magic Donkey? Unicorn and Baby Jesus seem to have competition.
I'll bet Zolora's Tumblarity is a gajillion. And...
(via srslainey)
Just wait. I’ll devote Sunday to making artsy nude photos of myself to post on Tumblr.
You’ll all be clawing your eyes out before Monday shows it’s ugly face.
“A couple’s tryst in the bushes along the German countryside ended in a flash...”
– Lightning strikes ground next to couple having sex outside | Say What?
My trysts usually end in a flash. Lightning or not.
“The argument “Jesus must have existed because so many things were written...”
– Twitter / Theo Tsecouras
Screw New York! Let’s go to Gotham City!
Soccer should not be played indoors, on astroturf.
hammerito:
Also, horse racing is the one wherein people write letters to the horses. They write letters. To the horses. For them to read. For the horses to read. Let that digest for a moment…
My day’s been pretty good all in all but this little tidbit put a bit of extra shine on it.
Know I know what I’ll be doing next weekend.
Writing letters to horses.
Really fucked up...
Soccer should not be played indoors, on astroturf.
hammerito:
illustratedexample:
hammerito:
Turn to ESPN2 for proof. Also, if Ronaldinho blows a knee on the shitty field seams, I’ll kill someone.
It shouldn’t be.
Sorry to burst your bubble though Mike, Ronaldinho’s been on a slippery downward slope the past two years.
I know… ever since his disappointing ‘06 World Cup. I keep hoping he’ll get it back, but it doesn’t look good.
Okay, I...
A lot of people think that by finding something beautiful to take pictures of they can make beautiful photos. There’s a lot more to it than that. Or what?
Let’s try a different art genre:
Imagine something beautiful. Now write lyrics about it. Ready with the lyrics? Aren’t they awesomely beautiful? Great! Now sing them.
It really isn’t that hard to make beautiful...
“OH GREAT NOW AMAZONE IS GOING TO START TAKING BACK MY SHOES WHILE IM WEARING...”
– Twitter / Craig Hockenberry
D’oh! I forgot that there’s nothing you can’t improve with “judicious” use of CHOCK LOCK™.
“Now I’m afraid Jeff Bezos will come in the night and take my shoes.”
– Twitter / Mike Monteiro
Best tweet of an unspecified time period?
hystericallynaked:
Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go...
“The controls are simple and well placed, allowing you to easily operate the...”
– Steves Digicams - Casio Exilim EX-Z150 - Hands on Review
Yeah, I hate it when I have to stop playing pocket billiards with my third hand.
May I just say that you guys all smell lovely...
(via sniffyjenkins)
That’s courtesy of Hugo Boss.
(Also: Do I smell like a nazi?)
Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook. →
One horseman of the Apocalypse. Via Erin.
“I overheard a co-worker talking about the tranny in his truck. I don’t...”
– Twitter / Tim Siedell
This reminds me of my army buddy who slept with a Land Rover.
Also, that tweet belongs in the Twitter Hall of Fame.
Ford engineers: Lasers to replace spark plugs →
toldorknown:
There are a number of advantages to the laser-based ignition system, including increased dependability in the coldest weather conditions. Overall reliability is also said to be higher, because the laser can be split to create multiple points of ignition.
That’s a lot of PEW-PEWs.
Laser engines but the cars still won’t fly?
“Only 2 percent of gay men are monogamous, compared to 83 percent of heterosexual...”
– Human sexuality - New World Encyclopedia (“Encyclopedia” sponsored by the Unification Church) (via kryz)
Wow. I don’t know where to start with regards to some of the statistics linked to here. The mind boggles.