This is amazing.
I debated whether to step on your reblog, Mike. More that 99% of me just wanted to flat reblog this and let your very succinct, very accurate description of this tale stand. But that infintessimal part of me won, because I had to say: This is one of the best true stories I have ever read. This has no comparison.
Is this for real? Because if this isn’t, The Onion can just pack up and go home.